Wednesday 23rd December 2026
The Entertainment Providers present
Jack OFF The Beanstalk
2:00 pm until 4:00 pm
Tickets
Price: £42.30
Status: On Sale (Updated on 29.04.26)
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Admission
Doors open at 2:00 PM – Event ends at 4:00 PM
Age: You must be 18 years of age or more to attend this event (no exceptions). | Photo ID – We require original physical (non-digital) photo ID and use ID scanning. Without ID we will refuse you entry. | | Access – Standing. There are no seats assigned. The venue is arranged on several floors with many stairs and no lift. Find out more about accessiblity.
About Jack OFF The Beanstalk
Londons Naughtiest Pantomime is back for 2026 with Jack OFF The Beanstalk !!
From the producers that brought last year’s sell out show Sinderella are back for 2026 with a brand-new production of Jack OFF The Beanstalk at the prestigious Scala in the heart of London’s West End!!
Get ready for raucous laughter, innuendos, outwinds and unexpected encounters that will have you begging for more!
Jack’s hard… on his luck!
When the evil Queen Genetalia calls for the rent and there’s no cash to spare,
Jack’s and his brother Thick Twatt and his mother, Dame Twatt are left clutching their sagging udders with nothing left in their coin purse.
Will Jack use his chopper, rise to the occasion and beat off the giant?
Will Jack marry Princess Jill of “Titty On The Hill ?”
What will become of Jacks beloved “Clitty” the cow?
This pop powered pantomime features feel good party anthems Thriller, Its Must Be Love, Where Is My Husband, Mambo Number 5, Mysterious Girl, Electric Dreams, I Will Survive And Mysterious Girl, Electric Dreams, I Will Survive And lots more !
With an utterly filthy laugh a minute script and a whole load of audience participation this is the perfect way to kick start your Christmas with a bang!!!
Please note this pantomime is for over 18s only and not for the faint hearted or persons of a prudish nature !!!!
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