Jack OFF The Beanstalk

Jack OFF The Beanstalk

Tuesday 22nd December 2026

The Entertainment Providers present

Jack OFF The Beanstalk

2:00 pm until 4:00 pm

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Price: £42.30

Status: On Sale (Updated on 29.04.26)

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Doors open at 2:00 PM – Event ends at 4:00 PM

Age: You must be 18 years of age or more to attend this event (no exceptions). | Photo ID – We require original physical (non-digital) photo ID and use ID scanning. Without ID we will refuse you entry. | | Access – Standing. There are no seats assigned. The venue is arranged on several floors with many stairs and no lift. Find out more about accessiblity.

About Jack OFF The Beanstalk

Londons Naughtiest Pantomime is back for 2026 with Jack OFF The Beanstalk !!

From the producers that brought last year’s sell out show Sinderella are back for 2026 with a brand-new production of Jack OFF The Beanstalk at the prestigious Scala in the heart of London’s West End!!

Get ready for raucous laughter, innuendos, outwinds and unexpected encounters that will have you begging for more!

Jack’s hard… on his luck!

When the evil Queen Genetalia calls for the rent and there’s no cash to spare,

Jack’s and his brother Thick Twatt and his mother, Dame Twatt are left clutching their sagging udders with nothing left in their coin purse.

Will Jack use his chopper, rise to the occasion and beat off the giant?

Will Jack marry Princess Jill of “Titty On The Hill ?”

What will become of Jacks beloved “Clitty” the cow?

This pop powered pantomime features feel good party anthems Thriller, Its Must Be Love, Where Is My Husband, Mambo Number 5, Mysterious Girl, Electric Dreams, I Will Survive And Mysterious Girl, Electric Dreams, I Will Survive And lots more !

With an utterly filthy laugh a minute script and a whole load of audience participation this is the perfect way to kick start your Christmas with a bang!!!

Please note this pantomime is for over 18s only and not for the faint hearted or persons of a prudish nature !!!!

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  • What others say

    ‘Thank you Team Scala for all your help yesterday. We couldn’t have done it without you. It was a great success all round. Everything ran smoothly, the atmosphere was electric and everyone is raving about it today!’
    Nina Mistry – Universal

    ‘We would like to thank you and your staff for Saturday. It was a great pleasure working with a professional team right across the board – from management, security to bar staff. We found everyone to be very helpful and easy to work with and look forward to working with your team again.’
    Jo – TwiceasNice

    ‘Once again I’d just like to say thank you for everything over the last few weeks. It’s been a quick turn around and you two have dealt with difficult scenarios brilliantly, and even made them enjoyable!It really was a great night for the fans, the band and the clients.’
    Joseph Winter – Drive Productions

    ‘We just wanted to thank all the staff that were so helpful  to us on friday we were so impressed with the attitude of each and every one of them, whilst it is never easy moving to a new venue your team did every thing to make us feel at home. We are now looking forward to the next event and we feel we can only get stronger and stronger, many thanks again’
    The Salsa Republic Team

    ‘It’s been a complete pleasure working with you and your team on a cracking couple of sold out shows – look forward to being back with you soon.’
    Amy Pearce – Serious Music

    ‘Thanks for all of your help and generosity.  It was a great night for War Child – which we did with your help and your brilliant venue.  Please pass on a big thank you to Suzanne, Lisa Marie, Charlene, Dave, security and bar staff. You have a good crew. I look forward to working with the Scala again. All of the money raised from these events fund our vital work protecting and saving young lives in war zones.’
    Jim Benner – WarChild

    ‘We will definitely look at coming back in the future, we were very well looked after so a big thank you to you and your team as well.’
    Adrian Storry — Shorebitch

    ‘A pleasure working with you and your team – always so straight forward. It was an absolutely fantastic night, and our sponsors were also delighted with the end result.’
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    ‘WOW, you have an incredible team. They were just amazing all day.’
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