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URL:https://scala.co.uk/events/jack-off-the-beanstalk-11/
SUMMARY:Jack OFF The Beanstalk at Scala - Tuesday 22nd December 2026 - 7:30
  pm until 10:00 pm 
DESCRIPTION:Londons Naughtiest Pantomime is back for 2026 with Jack OFF The
  Beanstalk !!\n\nFrom the producers that brought last year’s sell out sh
 ow Sinderella are back for 2026 with a brand-new production of Jack OFF Th
 e Beanstalk at the prestigious Scala in the heart of London’s West End!!
 \n\nGet ready for raucous laughter\, innuendos\, outwinds and unexpected e
 ncounters that will have you begging for more!\n\nJack’s hard... on his 
 luck!\n\nWhen the evil Queen Genetalia calls for the rent and there’s no
  cash to spare\,\n\nJack’s and his brother Thick Twatt and his mother\, 
 Dame Twatt are left clutching their sagging udders with nothing left in th
 eir coin purse.\n\nWill Jack use his chopper\, rise to the occasion and be
 at off the giant?\n\nWill Jack marry Princess Jill of “Titty On The Hill
  ?”\n\nWhat will become of Jacks beloved "Clitty" the cow?\n\nThis pop p
 owered pantomime features feel good party anthems Thriller\, Its Must Be L
 ove\, Where Is My Husband\, Mambo Number 5\, Mysterious Girl\, Electric Dr
 eams\, I Will Survive And Mysterious Girl\, Electric Dreams\, I Will Survi
 ve And lots more !\n\nWith an utterly filthy laugh a minute script and a w
 hole load of audience participation this is the perfect way to kick start 
 your Christmas with a bang!!!\n\nPlease note this pantomime is for over 18
 s only and not for the faint hearted or persons of a prudish nature !!!!
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